Thank god. It was bad enough being stuck like this on his vacation, but to have Sans bring someone else into it? Ugh, what if he snuck in Toriel? Or Frisk?!

It's too awful to think about.

"yes, it's me," he sighs. "your brother ran out to get the two of you something to eat. we weren't expecting you so soon." Which is ridiculous in hindsight. "and i'm not a ghost, sans." Well. "not anymore... as it stands, i'd still rather not anyone see me like this. it's bad for my image." From his wispy tone of voice, it wasn't doing any favors to his self-image, either.

"look. you know i invited you here for a reason that wasn't just family-fun time; i need your help."