Thankfully for Sans, Mettaton isn't looking. He's laying on his "back" under the bed after his little pouting session, hating the fact he has no eyes to roll at Sans' continuous attitude. He knew he should have kept bugging Alfy. He just didn't feel like dragging Undyne into it because he KNEW she'd be here the second he called her girlfriend and he REALLY didn't want her to learn his secret, but...

Ugh.

What's that? Japanese? "i'll have you know i actually used that function during my tour. oh, it was so marvelous in japan!! it was like that crowd had waited their whole lives to see me preform! i hadn't even said a word and they were already in love the second i stepped on stage!! and who wouldn't be, with a... body like. mine..."

...wait. "why do you ask?"