"i--" Another scoff. "i. took a photo with some fans just yesterday, i'll have you know." Which required all of ten sentences, but those were ten sentences he wouldn't have if he just turned that language center off. Honestly, what was so hard to understand about everything being important? ...maybe he doesn't need to release the snails at home right now, but what if Blooky loses the key? What if there's an emergency? What if he needs to sign for a check and all of their pens are out of ink?? What if he's doing an interview and their silly little soundboard stops functioning? He needs to be prepared!

Wait, he knows that sound-- IS HE BACK ONLINE??

A little hint of pink metal is peaking out from underneath the bed, clearly intrigued and overjoyed despite not having a face. "oh my god, sans! you're beautiful! what did you do??"