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[gonnabite]

[SITTING AROUND BEING A COOL MOTHERFUCKER

eating some motherfucking fries.

that's where his fries were.]

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Don't ask why there's cyanide on the fries there just is

[manicpixiedreamgirl]

[Silence. She can't see what he'll do if she tells him, but if she doesn't he'll probably eat them and die and then she'd feel awful.]

I can smell cyanide on them.

[Here, have a few fucks from her, on the house. And dude, your wardrobe is a sin against fashion. She'd even be willing to take you to get some nice, new, expensive threads that don't offend the eyes.]

works for me!

[gonnabite]

[Honey, he's not interested in wearing women's underwear. WHATEVER WHATEVER I DO WHAT I WANT.

Also, have that confused look again.]

You fuckin' kidding me? [Said not all that offended but at the same time not sure whether to believe her so UHHHHHHHHH.]