IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL

[trombones]

Out of all the weird texts Sans ever got, "who wants a free trip to Disneyland" was the new number-one, knocking "BROTHER I NEED SHAVING CREAM IT'S AN EMERGENCY" off the charts.

The skeleton already knew something was up, especially when the word "free" came from Mettaton of all people. Hoo boy. Part of him was a little worried, but knowing MTT's track record with his brother, they probably weren't... hurt or dead or something. Just in some really, REALLY stupid shit.

Honestly, though. Who DOESN'T want a free trip to Disneyland? Because Sans barely knows what Disneyland is, and he already wants to go.

So here he was!! Normally, this would be the part where he takes advantage of room service for the next three hours but first, he had to make sure his brother wasn't actually on fire or whatever. He walks up to Mettaton and Papyrus' room and raps on the door.

"Knock knock."

PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP IN THE MONSTER, AUTOMOBILE GANGSTER.

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YOU CAN BE THE KING BUT WATCH THE QUEEN lose a battle to water

[ex_mettacrusher33]

This is probably the first time someone's summoned Sans because they want to stop having a bad time, but Mettaton prides himself on being full of surprises.

What came as a surprise to him was the fact that Alphys, Alphys, in his time of need, chastised him for being careless and simply reminded him that she too was on vacation with her significant other. She told him to wait it out! Him! Mettaton! Monsterkind and Humanity's brightest star!! Her best friend!!

Sigh. He can't wait it out. He can't play Weekend At Bernie's with his own corpse for the rest the week.

The voice that responds from behind the door is uncharacteristically quiet, but certainly (a strangely non-tinny) Mettaton. "sans? the door's unlocked. you can come in." And it's true! The door isn't locked at all.

Huh. That's odd, though. Papyrus isn't in the room and Mettaton looks like he's shut off against the bed.