Oh, Mettaton's going ahead!! Everybody wants a show, don't they?!

"HA!!!" He tosses his own head back and laughs so hard and so blisteringly fake that it's practically a screech. "That's something new, folks! Sans not talking about himself!!" Derisive laugh track.

"Oh, but please! The audience would love to hear another song off your new album. Especially when it contains such classic Sans the Skeleton hits, such as..."

"Yes, You Lost The One Person You Ever Loved, But Let Me Remind You How Great My Relationship Is!

You're Devastated. You Deserve It!

Goading Someone Into A Fight

I Know Your Heart Is Broken, But Let's Talk About My Dead Dad

I Can Forget All My Problems, But When YOU Do It, You're An Asshole

I Can Only Acknowledge My Own Faults When I'm Insulting You So Therefore It Means Nothing

I Never Really Apologize, But Expect You To Accept It Regardless

and our newest favorite: I Don't Care! Why don't you sing us a few bars, darling-- oh, haha, how foolish of me! You already are!"